Tragic.

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Take one sip when…

• When a telephone rings.
• Every time someone gets killed.
• Every time someone screams.
• Everytime Ghostface gets hit.
• Everytime Ghostface wipes his knife clean.
• Whenever Sidney’s mother (Maureen Prescott) is mentioned.
• For every beer Tatum throws at Ghostface.
• Whenever someone hits Stu.
• Everytime Stu cries like a little girl.
• Whenever anything is thrown at Randy.
• For everytime Dewey says or does anything stupid.
• Whenever anyone insults Dewey.
• Each time Gale insults Kenny.
• For everytime someone insults/attacks Gale.
• For each pop culture reference made.

Take two sips when…

• Whenever someone gets stabbed.
• Everytime Billy pauses for thought, looking like Johnny Depp.
• Everytime Kenny (the Cameraman) is eating.
• When someone breaks the “rules”.
• For each “fake scare” (ie. Billy in the window).
• If any character refers a horror movie by name.
• When Sidney uses her computer.
• Stu leaves a room backwards.

Take three sips when…

• Whenever you see Ghostface in town, and no-one else notices.
• If you notice the extra in the video store who gets pissed off at Randy.
• If the phone rings, and it’s not Ghostface.
• A reporter (other than Gale) gets a real line.
• Whenever someone uses the telephone as a weapon.
• For each suspect red herring (Principal with the mask, etc…)
• If you see Wes Craven’s cameo appearance.
• If you see Linda Blair’s cameo appearance.
• When “Red Right Hand” (by Nick Cave) is played.
• Cotton Weary (Liev Schrieber) makes an appearance.

I’d love to play this tonight haha…

(Source: ringthis.com)